Twin Peaks Quotes

26 Feb

Cooper
Who’s the lady with the log?
Truman
We call her log lady

Mister Cooper, how do you take it?
Black as moonlight on a moonless night

Midget
I’ve got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style.

Cooper
Harry, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the mens store, a cat nap in your office chair, or two cups of good hot black coffee. Like this.
Truman
A present. Like Christmas?
Cooper nods and smiles encouragingly. They both sit and Cooper takes a sip of the coffee.
Cooper
Oh man, that hits the spot.

Truman
Anything we should be working on?
Albert
Yeah, you might try practicing walking without dragging your knuckles upon the floor
(he chuckles)
Truman
Albert, lets talk about knuckles! (Truman grabs by the scruff of the collar) The last time i knocked you down i felt bad about it. The next time is goin’ to be a real pleasure!
Albert
(grabbing Truman by the scruff of his collar) You listen to me, while i admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is i am a nay sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself for taking a punch and i’ll gladly take another because i choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retalliation. The foundation of such a method…(letting go of Truman’s collar)..is love. (putting on his sunglasses) I love you Sheriff Truman. (walks OS)
Cooper
Alberts path is a strange and difficult one.

Truman
Oh, one more thing. (he hands Cooper a package. Cooper opens to reveal a badge) A book house boy badge. We all agreed, you’re one of us now.
Cooper
Harry, i am honored beyond my ability to express myself.

Cooper
Major…There’s nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.

Cooper
Roger, i know the moves i’m supposed to make. And i know the board.
Roger
So?
Cooper
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. And i’ve started to focus out beyond the edge of the board…at a bigger game.
Roger
What game?
Cooper
The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear in the dark and what lies beyond the darkness.
Roger
What the hell are you talking about?
Cooper
I’m talking about seeing beyond fear Roger. About looking at the world with love.
Roger
They’re liable to extradite you for murder and drug trafficking.
Cooper
These are things i cannot control.

Cole
Come to think of it, you know what i feel like Coop?!
Cooper
What’s that?
Cole
A steak so rare you could sell it at Tiffany’s!

Shelly
Would you like some pie?
Cole
Massive quantities. And a glass of water, my socks are on fire!

 

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